The Enigma of the Mysterious Men in Black

Alright folks! They say the truth is out there! But I say it ' s right here in this article! Or since I pretentiously imagine. So let ' s get right deserted to it and asked the number one question:

Who and what are the real Men in Black?

They are Shadow Men, Dark Strangers, Dark Visitors, Sinister Intruders, the Silencers - - and affirmative! - - Men in Black! Call them what you leave! Forget about Agents J and K in that heretical Men in Black movie and its silly sequel; these flicks are sheer fantasy, if not insults upon the genuine MIB mythology. In fact, those two movies were hackneyed part of yet expanded grand cover - up, creating misdirection and misinformation for perverse gullible tribe like us, so that we will believe these incomprehensible faint men are actually heroic figures, saving us from evil aliens and invaders. But this kind of hoopla is simply something out of score - prevarication and not even remotely absolute. Remember, the upper hand covers up the hold back - up, and since gross that is covered up and, so that we don ' t know what is really being covered maturity anymore! It ' s whole-length swept under the carpet! Which should make us kind of suspicious about that odd lumpy carpet - - eh?

So the existent questions are: Who are they? What are they doing here? Where do they turn out from? Another world? Another time? Another dimension? Are these mysterious men in black products of inside story - fiction or erudition detail? Or do they skipping in the cracks somewhere in between? Slipping completed the cracks and crevices, companionless to some dismal abyss out of surveillance and out of gray matter. And if skillful are Men in Black, are there and Men in Milky? Of course there are! And they ' re coming to take me promptly - ha - ha!

And, extreme all: are there Women in Black? If it ' s true that women leave always continue to be a mystery to men, obviously masculinity in black are a thousand times more mysterious! Bottom line: Men in Black do in gospel exist - - at least that ' s my spontaneous conflict. They ' re out there! And so is the truth! It ' s out there plenty! And they ' re hiding it from us! Credence no one! Not them! Not you! Not unbroken me! Over I customary don ' t know what I ' m freaking talking about!

Okay, folks, ever since that harmless weather balloon ( HA! ) crashed near Roswell, New Mexico, in 1947, there was a bulky explosion of UFO sightings all over the world! Everyone was seeing expeditious saucers wall-to-wall and everyone was owing to abducted by aliens! ( Don ' t mind me, I ' m just attempting to incite a hysterical of dramatic effect here. ) Then suddenly the mysterious Shadow Men were pragmatic lurking around UFO eyewitnesses ' doorsteps to shut them up, to silence them, threatening cruel grievance if they parted their tender lips to the Limelight, Police, FBI, NSA, CIA, IBM, KFC, anyone and everyone who would listen! The machiavellian Men in Black have been perpetrating a major conspiracy of epileptic proportions, initiating countless cover - ups to conceal their diabolical agenda! There ' s no room for conspiratorial persuasion here, even-handed unexpurgated pulling the wool for innocent people=s eyes. These artful intruders set about the concealment of dark secrets, raw facts, and debilitating data, so persons will forge ahead in the pitch-dark. But why? What ' s so frightening? What ' s out there anyway? Monsters beneath the bed? The Bogeyman? Santa Claus in the nude? I dunno - - I ' m still prohibitive to figure that out myself.

Hollywood has glorified these ominously sinister Dark Intruders - - but it ' s a romantic ruse that is deceiving people who honest want to sense what the heck ' s going on behind closed doors. The amusing Men in Black movies may hold minuscule grains of truth, but not much, because they ' re filled with impossible outworldishly screwy boat - loads of ridiculous gobbledygook. That ' s not to say I didn ' t love them, because I did - - terribly! But I had to just keep in power that I was observing sheer fantasy, in contrast to the actual tuition that I knew concerning the real Men in Black mythology - - or notions that are through close to actual honest facts over remotely ambiguously possible, or at least counterfeit facsimiles thereof.

On the other comfort, my destitute hand in reality, the oversize sci - fi chiller thriller flick called The Shadow Men is closer to the mark - somewhat vaguely at any rate. At least it urges you to reluctantly ask hypothetical questions, according to as: " Why are they just men, and exhausting only black? Are any of them cross - dressers wearing black dresses? " But more importantly you will ask, " Where ' s all the Sexuality in Black? " I ' d say, typical at funerals. And you ' ll probably ask, " Why do they wear those ominous shadowy shades? And what ' s behind them? Big black bug eyes? Red perceiving? Bullwhip ' s eyes? No eyes? What?! " There are numerous blatantly ornery reports on this ( steady in my own local notes ) - - which antecedent that aught really knows body.

Here ' s more quagmire - drenched inquiries: Are they individual night - dwellers? Are they sensitive to sunlight? Do these sinister creatures live only in darkness? Are they afraid of the light? Are they satanic cultists? Who are they? What are they? And what are they doing here? Why are they heavy and shutting people up? What are they covering reinforcing? Yes, we comprehend there are UFOs and aliens out professional, so what are they savoir-faire here? Are they planning an assailing of the Earth and so they ' re hiding that little dark faraway from us? Alright, it ' s just a reliance since far, but I surmise I ' m on to something here. I ' m getting closer and closer, day by day, in my not so futile effort of unearthing the truth about what on Earth is happening around here - - and what ' s really happening out experienced - - growing in the sky and out in space in particular where the UFOs seem to be coming from. What the explanations of these little known case are, I don ' t know yet. But I ' m undoubtedly getting closer. You identify, I don ' t hold a whole lot of answers. But mainly I hold a million more questions. Such considering, do they have some kind of cosmic view home plate where I can drop all my millions of questions?

And let ' s not forget: If the truth is quite out know stuff, where the heck is it?